Selling Internet Marketing

Am I the only one that is sick and tired of the Internet Marketing gurus and their multi-hundred dollar products? All they’re selling is marketing. Every one of their product that says something to the tune of “learn how this broke loser made $92,046 living in the basement in 3 months”… and the way that person made money is by creating some kind of internet marketing product. Then they create another internet marketing product that explains how they made the first one, and sell it for $200. WTF? If I wanted to sell Marketing that’s what I’d be doing. I don’t want to sell things to webmasters. Give us something real that normal people can use.